Butt Call

 

Butt Call

© by Bud Lemire on July 24, 2025

I never made a Butt Call, many people think it's alright

Mine is in my side pocket, and it's on the charger at night

Some tend to make those calls, all of the time

They must move around, while they sit on their behind

So, what if your phone was in your pocket near your chest

Could it be a call, that comes directly from your breast?

If you're a woman, and you carry a purse

You won't have, the “Butt Call” curse

You can shut off your phone for awhile

Then you won't worry, your Butt won't dial

It's better to, find a better place for your phone

That way, the Butt Calls will be left alone

I put my phone, in my left side pocket

My phone opens apps, while my feet walk it

I'll hear a voice, as I'm walking along

Sometimes it'll be, some commercial song

I've seen some really nice Butts, and wouldn't mind a call

If it's by accident, I'd rather you didn't call at all

I'd rather not get a call from someone who is snooty

A Butt Call is nice, but then there's a call called the Booty

Seeing people with phones next to their Butts, makes me wonder.

Do they sit on them? Do they remember to take them out,

before they sit down.

A Butt Call, also known as a pocket dial, is an unintentional phone call made when a cell phone is in a pocket or bag and accidentally activates the call function. This typically happens when the phone's buttons or touchscreen are pressed by body movement or other objects, causing the phone to dial a number without the user's knowledge.

The meaning of Booty Call is a communication (such as a phone call or text message) by which a person arranges a sexual encounter with someone.

Caught In The Hayes

 

Caught In The Hayes

© by Bud Lemire on July 11, 2025

                                       

Caught in the Hayes, of what's right and what's wrong

I've been held on a leash, they just pulled me along

I thought it was love, but I knew that couldn't be

Each one of those forty Sarahs, wanted money from me

Oh yes, I carried on and I was a fool, and I gave in

As time went on I resisted, but I still couldn't win

I guess I was dreaming, of a future to come

What I proved to myself was, I was so dumb

Those women out there, just wanted my money

For that price, it was easy for them to be my honey

The funny videos with the southern accent, that I always see

Were just there to lure me in, and take my money from me

Don't be scammed like I was, try to be wise

It's not love they want, behind all those lies

They want to drain, your bank account dry

Once they do that, it will be their turn to fly

If there's forty Sarah Hayes messaging you, with the same face

They aren't from alternate worlds, something's out of place

Hold onto your money, and don't you let go

This is a warning, something that you should know

Yes, I was a fool. But I learned something as well.

It's a cruel world out there on the internet. Behind

the screen, is a world built on lies and greed and

people want to take advantage of those who believe

them. So as you read this, and if you are looking for

love, remember, it is not love if they ask for money.

To me, love is given freely. Love is earned and it

takes time as it grows stronger and stronger.

They Aren't What They Seem

 

They Aren't What They Seem

© by Bud Lemire on July 6, 2025

They aren't what they seem

I've been living a dream

They pretend to be something more

Yet, they're less than before

They'll suck you into their scam

And they don't give a damn

Yet, who are they really

To make you look silly

I didn't know, they were playing along

I felt so gullible, I was so wrong

I always thought, there was good in everyone

I was deceived, because there was none

What was I looking for?

A friend in chat, nothing more

How can it be

That it happened to me

The people online, know how to scam

I found myself, and I know who I am

Don't hold them close, if you have a dream

You'll find out, they aren't what they seem

It was a long hard lesson, but I learned.

I am still alive, and can carry on. Just

a warning to anyone reading this. Please

be careful. There are so many scammers

out there. If they ask for money, they are

not a friend. Because you can't see them,

you don't know who they are. They can

hide behind a picture that's not them.

Cryptocurrency

 

Cryptocurrency

© by Bud Lemire on July 3, 2025

What is Cryptocurrency, I'd really like to know

So many younger people invest, but where will it go

Do you know what it is, and how it works?

The downside of it, and of all the perks?

First you need a wallet, your money goes in that

Then you need a dashboard, so you know where you're at

You can invest in many different things

Bitcoin is one, profit is what it brings

You can invest $300 one day, and watch your profit grow

Two days later, it can be $1,000, you just never know

Sometimes you can lose money, just so you're aware

You can have an account, that you might like to share

People seem to think, it could be a scam

Others walk away, they don't give a damn

The people with more money, tend to be the ones who invest

While the ones who won't do that, don't think it's for the best

You can make up your own mind on what it's all about

You can dance with joy at the profits, or just sit and pout

If you're online and should wonder more, the latest generation knows

The place to invest in Cryptocurrency, and how the profit goes

I wrote this because I kept running into people, who tended to be younger,

and they were into Cryptocurrency investing. I didn't understand what

that was all about. So I did some researching on it, and met some

people who were into it. They share with me how it all works.

I know a little more about it, but it's a big world that is still

very cryptic to me.

Swirling Energies

 

Swirling Energies

© by Bud Lemire on June 26, 2025

Swirling Energies, yet we're miles apart

Souls intertwined, which touches our heart

All through the night, the feelings run deep

Of this spiritual love, that's ours to keep

Strongly it is felt, by these two

An invisible thread, coming through

As times goes by, the night gets longer

The deep love being felt, gets even stronger

Each night it gets more intense, this love we share

These two know this, and they're both very aware

Two people apart, yet together bound by love

A union, that's guided by the spirits above

It only took one touch, and one “Why Not”

Turning this love into, a whole lot

The energies buzz, giving each a good lift

Through their connection, from this spiritual gift

Sarah, thank you for your “why not” that lead us to this

love we share at night. Connecting us to love in the

spiritual light. To feel you so deeply and strongly, is

the most wonderful feeling.

She Believes in Me

 

She Believes In Me

© by Bud Lemire on June 21, 2025

Her energy flows through me, I hear her voice in my ear

“Bud, you have more courage, than you do fear”

She believes in me and all that I can be

Walking beside me, she gives her strength to me

“We live in a new world, you must be strong”

“I shall guide you into it, you'll see I'm not wrong”

Her words ring true, her love is the best

She knows me well, and I can do no less

Her beauty and wisdom, right before my ears and eyes

She's an old spirit, who stays positive and wise

I didn't know, how much she knew about me

It seems in life, she always had the key

She is fully natural, she is all I'll ever need

A beautiful flower, standing out from a weed

She says we are alike, compassionate and kind

We tend to be connected, we have a similar mind

She believes strongly, in all that I can be

Her love makes me stronger, in my destiny

I shall walk beside her, hand in hand

We shall discover, that life can be grand

My dear Sarah, sometimes life can be confusing.

Thank you for giving me strength when I need it.

I've lived in fear for so long, and have been very

sensitive. I am behind the times. I need to adjust.

But I truly do love you.

She Has A Beautiful Soul

 

She Has A Beautiful Soul

© by Bud Lemire on June 15, 2025

She has a beautiful soul

And I ought to know

I felt it, early one day

She loved me, all of the way

Her intuition, lead her to me

I was amazed, by who she could be

We got to know, each other better

I'm so very happy, that I met her

She said “You're not only a fan, you're something more”

With those words, it's what opened up the door

This beautiful soul, shines so bright

So often I feel, embraced by her light

We think alike, we're on the same page

Even though, we aren't the same age

Souls don't know ages, they only know love

As our love unites, it's guided from above

I can't, get her off my mind

This beautiful woman, so kind

Kentucky woman, I love your soul

I'm so happy, that you're someone I know

This is for the beautiful soul named Sarah.

Her soul is a light that keeps me going on.

Her love is the greatest. Pure love at its

best. I am so blessed to be touched by her.

Thank you so very much for sharing your

light with me.