Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper

© by Bud Lemire on March 14, 2020

I looked everywhere, I looked all around

There wasn't any Toilet Paper to be found

I guess I could use kleenix, or paper towels

I need something, when I let loose my bowels

All the stores emptied out, and when that was done

I realized, that they were the uninformed one

Diarrhea was not one of the symptoms listed there

Stupid people really need to understand and be aware

You made it hard for others, who needed it more

Those who were desperate to find it at the store

Some stores limited it, to one person to buy

Hoarding something, do you even know why?

People still have to be around others, it's true

This virus will be circulating, no matter what you do

Can you really stop others, from seeing their family

Forever? It really sounds pretty stupid to me

I understand if your immune system is low or none

Then your life is at risk, and under the gun

Then you live your life in a plastic bubble, if that's the case

Because you are able to get it from anyone, in the human race

So what you really did, was not thinking at all

Greedy is what you were, and that's pretty small

Why panic, when you do, it makes for a small brain

When calm, when aware, then the Toilet Paper will remain

I laugh at those who know no better. It's a virus, not the end

of the world. And if it was, what would toilet paper be good for?

My heart goes out to those who have no immune system, because

any virus is dangerous to them. The wise person follows simple

procedures, take care of yourself, wash your hands often, see your

Doctor regularly. When you use your head, you won't need so much

Toilet paper. Unless your brain is leaking. That might be a problem.