The Who Flung Flu

The Who Flung Flu

by Bud Lemire on March 2, 2005

I can tell you something, about the Who Flung Flu

It'll take your strength, right away from you

It'll leave you tied up, right there in your bed

And will do some nasty things, right inside your head

I can tell you, I didn't know who flung what

And I found myself, landing on my butt

It had me so weak, that I had to sleep

And I got so mad, at this Who Flung Creep

I did my very best, to fight my way back

Yet my feet seemed as though they were out of whack

So I flung this flu, high up in my room

When it landed, I swept it with a broom

Just when I thought it was over and was done

The Flu Flung back to have some more fun

I asked Soo Sung, what is it I should do

And she sang a song, that made the Who Flung blue

It was so funny, that I turned blue too

So Soo Sung sang another song, one that I knew

This one lifted the flu from my very soul

And she flung this flu into the popcorn bowl

We covered it quickly, and dashed it to the chute

And down it went, just like some rotten fruit

Soo Sung sang me such a wonderful tune

As I sat there smiling, by the light of the moon