Those Leprechauns

Those Leprechauns

by Bud Lemire on March 17, 2003

Those Leprechauns are at it again, on this St. Patrick’s Day

How do they seem to do it, and always get away

They set my clock, forty five minutes ahead

And so I got up earlier, out of my bed

Relaxing at the computer, that belongs to my Father-In-Law

And there upon the screen, I couldn't believe what I saw

My wife and I logged on, but how could this be

Our computer was in storage, so how could that be me

I tell you, are my eyes seeing what I think

This would be a good time, for me to have a drink

Maybe a cup of Irish Tea, no Leprechauns involved

As I ponder on these happenings, wondering if they will be solved

Could it be, someone captured me in a time loop

Maybe next thing I know, I'll be using a Hula Hoop

I don't know why or how, and maybe it's for the best

To play with my senses, and put them to a test

I tell you what I say here, is as exactly as I've seen

And I have two witnesses, so it was not a dream

I'm sure glad Those Leprechauns, only come around once a year

Hey! What is this clover, doing stuck inside my ear