Eat It Your Way

Eat It Your Way

by Bud Lemire on Nov 19, 2004

What makes people eat the way they do

Sometimes I really wish I knew

There's so many ways to eat food

Some even eat theirs in the nude

Some will eat one item at one time

Don't want the food crossing over the line

Because if the foods should touch

That would be just too much

Don't want the gravy touching my bread

It'll be too soggy, it's something I dread

When you eat pork

Better use a fork

Mix my food all together as one

So it'll be so much more fun

Let me taste the combination

United foods causing a good sensation

It doesn't matter what's on your food tray

You're still going to Eat It Your Way