Bump On My Bum

Bump On My Bum

© by Bud Lemire on Jan 22, 2016

Bump on my bum

I am not so dumb

It may be a bump

But I'm not a lump

Makes it hard to sit

I try not to think about it

But there it is, big as can be

In a place most people can't see

A bump on the butt

Wish it was a nut

Then maybe I'd crack it open today

And I could make it go away

Oh what a pain

Drives me insane

There on my bum

A bump da de dum

I guess I shall see

How to rid it of me

Than I shall become

Free of the bump on my bum

I really don't have a bump on my bum.

I can imagine it would drive anyone

crazy with pain and discomfort. Be

careful not to get a bump on the bum

or anywhere else.