She Bites Like Crazy

She Bites Like Crazy

by March 14, 2004

She bites like crazy

Shocked and amazed me

Blood spurted everywhere

Gave me quite a scare

I screamed so loudly

How could this happen to me

I was just trying to help

Because she couldn't herself

Bite her back, I could not

But needed a tetanus shot

To the hospital we went

Wondered what this all meant

Watch out for mad dogs and women who bite

Keep your fingers out of their site

I sure didn't think that she'd bite me

Because I am telling you, She Bites Like Crazy