Tight
As A Drum
by Bud Lemire on Feb 5,
2004
It made me
feel tight as a drum
Just like a
kick in the bum
A piano with
the wrong key
Didn't strike
a chord with me
It was a
guitar picker
That was a
really bad kicker
It was a
fiddling sound
With a head
in the ground
It was a
saxophone
That made you
want to moan
It was a down
and nasty flute
That you just
wanted on mute
It was a
piccolo
That you
didn't want to know
The worst
noise ever heard
It scared all
of the birds
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