Too Tired To Pee

Too Tired To Pee

© by Bud Lemire on Aug 16, 2015

Too tired to pee

I can hardly see

I want to stay in bed

Until it wakes up my head

Of all the things that matter

Too sleepy to empty my bladder

I'd rather stay in my present place

Then get up and have to race

I like to sleep in peace

And not have to release

But when it is time and I have to go

It's time to take a pee and this I know

Here is something that I've been told

It's not healthy if it's your bladder you hold

Best to let it loose as soon as you can

So it's off to the bathroom that I ran

It came out so fast my head was spinning

Like I was in a race and I was winning

Remember it's the healthy way to be

Never ever be too tired to pee

Okay, just having a little fun here. But it's

mixed with some really vital truth. Your

health depends on you taking care of

yourself. As much as you want to stay

in bed, it's best to get up and head to the

bathroom and let it all go. Pee, pee, pee.

Set your bladder free. Your bladder will

thank you, and you'll even make the toilet

Flush.