Baby Shower

Baby Shower

by Bud Lemire on April 30, 2003

There's a Baby Shower coming, I wonder what I'll wear

I wonder if that means, they'll be landing everywhere

Falling from the sky, all the girls and the boys

All those little people, making goo goo ga ga noise

All in many sizes, falling everywhere

Many different colors, with very little hair

I hope that they'll have diapers, but if they are brand new

I would guess they wouldn't, so it'll smell P U

I hope that they land softly, as they make their fall

Then they will be able, to easily start to crawl

I wonder if they'll know, exactly where to go

Being newly born, they have yet to grow

So many questions, about this Baby Shower

Does this only happen, at a certain hour

Or does it happen, at the right time and place

Or could it also happen, far out in Outer Space

Maybe there are Baby Showers happening, across the universe

Just too many all at once, things couldn't get any worse

Those Baby Showers, would keep you on the run

I prefer the babies, to fall in drops of one