Bafflegab

 

Bafflegab

© by Bud Lemire on March 7, 2024

It's all Bafflegab you see

Confusing words they are to me

It's just a bunch of gobbledegook

To non-Yoopers it's like wearing a chook

Mumbo Jumbo, if you are lucky

Just an assortment of Horse Pucky

Even when you use your noodle

It can be as bad as Flapdoodle

With all things you know, and all things you knew

I'd think the right word to call it, would be Gobbledegoo

You don't always get your wish

In these times it can be Jibberish

It can be small, or it can be very big

It might even be, a thingamyjig

Sometimes it can get so very sticky

To wash your hands, you'll need a Doohickey

No matter what, you hear or see

It turns out to be, just Mallarkey

You can do your best at your job

And come across, a Thingummabob

You can try your best, with all of your wit

Yet still call it what it is, a whatchamacallit

Just remember to never give up, give it a stab

You'll only find out, that it's all Bafflegab

It's interesting the words we use in place of

other words. We've come up with some doozies.