Thursday, July 24, 2025

Butt Call

 

Butt Call

© by Bud Lemire on July 24, 2025



I never made a Butt Call, many people think it's alright

Mine is in my side pocket, and it's on the charger at night

Some tend to make those calls, all of the time

They must move around, while they sit on their behind


So, what if your phone was in your pocket near your chest

Could it be a call, that comes directly from your breast?

If you're a woman, and you carry a purse

You won't have, the “Butt Call” curse


You can shut off your phone for awhile

Then you won't worry, your Butt won't dial

It's better to, find a better place for your phone

That way, the Butt Calls will be left alone


I put my phone, in my left side pocket

My phone opens apps, while my feet walk it

I'll hear a voice, as I'm walking along

Sometimes it'll be, some commercial song


I've seen some really nice Butts, and wouldn't mind a call

If it's by accident, I'd rather you didn't call at all

I'd rather not get a call from someone who is snooty

A Butt Call is nice, but then there's a call called the Booty


Seeing people with phones next to their Butts, makes me wonder.

Do they sit on them? Do they remember to take them out,

before they sit down.

A Butt Call, also known as a pocket dial, is an unintentional phone call made when a cell phone is in a pocket or bag and accidentally activates the call function. This typically happens when the phone's buttons or touchscreen are pressed by body movement or other objects, causing the phone to dial a number without the user's knowledge.

The meaning of Booty Call is a communication (such as a phone call or text message) by which a person arranges a sexual encounter with someone.


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