A Country Song

 

A Country Song

© by Bud Lemire on Sept 7, 2021

Sing along with me to a country song

Where everything in it, goes totally wrong

I'm sitting here at a bar, drinking a beer

My baby left me, that's why I came here

My dog was shot, and now he is dead

I sprung a leak, in my water bed

Just when I thought, things couldn't get worse

I forget all the words, to the very next verse

She said I cheated on her, but that isn't true

I truly believe she went really Koo Koo

She said she saw me, making love to her best friend

I was building a scarecrow, it's an old family trend

I don't know what she saw, but I tell you true

I did nothing wrong, I just wish I knew

She said I wasn't the man, she married years ago

We never married at all! And she called me Joe!

Dang it anyway! What can I say.

She never loved me anyway!

I could shoot a hole, in my cowboy hat

Next woman I love, better have a cat

Just a little song I put together in my mind

from all the country songs I've heard. When

things go wrong, cheating, your lover leaves you,

and your dog gets shot. And so much more. Never

tried this style, so here it is.