Crazy For The Dare

Crazy For The Dare

2002 by Bud Lemire

There seems to be a lot of shows, lately on TV

About various people, who’ll do anything for money

Racing around the world, survival, or crammed into a house

Some will test their fear, by having to eat a mouse

So many people in competition, against each other

Never know who will be watching, maybe Big Brother

It’s a race, survival of who will win the test

And come out of the contest, as being the very best

Or is it just crazy, at what these people will try

Some handle the feat well, while others just get by

Besides the money, it’s great to be in the public’s eye

But what I really want to know, is…why oh why oh why?

I wouldn’t do these things, no matter how much money they gave

Or have a TV camera follow me around, to see how I’d behave

They wouldn’t catch me eating a spider, no way, no, not me

Or a cockroach and worm casserole, or even a bumblebee

You wouldn’t find me, climbing a wall way up in the air

And never would you catch me, without any underwear

I guess you’ll find people, almost anywhere

Who are up to the challenge, Crazy For The Dare