Sour Turkey

Sour Turkey

© by Bud Lemire on Nov 21, 2013 & April 27, 2014

I threw up the Turkey, but it wasn't bad

In fact it was the best Turkey that I ever had

Cranberry Sauce and dressing all came up for me

All mixed together, so easily

Then came the dessert, oh that Pumpkin pie

I held onto the toilet, I thought I would die

She said come on over and try this dressing

I had a good taste, but my bowels were pressing

There wasn't any doubt

How long could I hold out

This wasn't what Thanksgiving was about

I just wanted to puke and then shout

Just as I thought, I was done puking for awhile

I spoke too soon, because up came more bile

It was so awful, what could I do

I still had some Turkey that I couldn't chew

The Thanksgiving meal didn't sit well on my tummy

My head kept on bobbing like I was a dummy

In front of the toilet, I unloaded onto my friend

Wishing that this Thanksgiving would come to an end

A Thanksgiving gone bad.