Passing Gas

By Bud Lemire on Aug 15, 2009

 
Everyone must pass a little gas from time to time
It’s a common thing, not too strongly on your mind
Sometimes it sneaks out, and that’s okay
It has to be released, so that is the way
 
Sometimes it’s quiet, sometimes it’s very loud
But it’s really embarrassing when it’s done in a crowd
Sometimes it stinks, and other times there’s no smell
When it does stink, sometimes it as loud as a bell
 
Those who admit to never having let a fart
Don’t realize we pass gas daily, and it’s healthy and smart
One must let out the bad gas from inside
Release those bad toxins, and smile with pride
 
Know your body, and what you can eat
Or that bad gas will have you running on your feet
I eat the foods that my body knows
So it’s not the bad gas that usually blows
 
Oh sure, you are laughing at this poem about farts
But you wouldn’t be if those toxins caused sparks
You never know who’s behind you while you’re passing gas
But they’ll know it’s you when they have walked past
Smile and just say “do you smell that too?”
And walk away as if you never really knew

 
Farts! I hope you like this poem. Some people say it stinks! But I say if you want it to smell okay. Shower regularly, eat the right foods, and take care of yourself. And don’t feel bad if you have to pass gas, a good Fart is healthy for you. I should know, I’ve been farting around for years.